Shit On Everything

This tumblog is dedicated to my friend Murphy, who can't help himself but to shit on everyone's hopes and dreams. He even smashed God's chips.
Mar 13
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Even shits on water bottles

  • murphy: http://store.theonion.com/i-will-never-take-this-camping-water-bottle-p-110.html
  • me: you realize i've taken mine camping, right?
  • murphy: i'll believe it when i see it
  • me: YOU don't go camping