March 2009
1 post
Even shits on water bottles
murphy: http://store.theonion.com/i-will-never-take-this-camping-water-bottle-p-110.html
me: you realize i've taken mine camping, right?
murphy: i'll believe it when i see it
me: YOU don't go camping
February 2009
1 post
On nycgo
me: This is pretty awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-rfH-UrC-s
murphy: "grrraaaa we fucking love MS Surface!"
December 2008
1 post
He even hates Christmas
Murphy: fuck christman
Murphy: *christmas
Murphy: i'm not sure if that blasphemy or a freudian slip
August 2008
5 posts
“$10 say Dani becomes the new magic cow dept”
– On FW
“you missed me getting assfucked by the entire dept for saying i will somewhat...”
– Too good not to post
murphy: pretension is about to come on my ipod
me: who?
murphy: mars volta
A dedication
me: http://shittingmurphy.tumblr.com/
murphy: fuck you and all you stand for
I prefer Mountain Spring
coworker: how about Eve Online?
coworker: they even have TV commercial now
murphy: sounds like a brand of douche