Shit On Everything

This tumblog is dedicated to my friend Murphy, who can't help himself but to shit on everyone's hopes and dreams. He even smashed God's chips.
Mar 13
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Even shits on water bottles

  • murphy: http://store.theonion.com/i-will-never-take-this-camping-water-bottle-p-110.html
  • me: you realize i've taken mine camping, right?
  • murphy: i'll believe it when i see it
  • me: YOU don't go camping
Feb 26
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On nycgo

  • me: This is pretty awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-rfH-UrC-s
  • murphy: "grrraaaa we fucking love MS Surface!"
Dec 15
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He even hates Christmas

  • Murphy: fuck christman
  • Murphy: *christmas
  • Murphy: i'm not sure if that blasphemy or a freudian slip
Aug 27
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“ $10 say Dani becomes the new magic cow dept
— On FW
Aug 15
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“ you missed me getting assfucked by the entire dept for saying i will somewhat miss work for the next week
— Too good not to post
Aug 07
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  • murphy: pretension is about to come on my ipod
  • me: who?
  • murphy: mars volta
Aug 06
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A dedication

  • me: http://shittingmurphy.tumblr.com/
  • murphy: fuck you and all you stand for
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I prefer Mountain Spring

  • coworker: how about Eve Online?
  • coworker: they even have TV commercial now
  • murphy: sounds like a brand of douche